Thank you.  – Thank you.

Someone is interviewed on TV. At the end, the interviewer thanks their guest. “Thank you for being here tonight.”

So often, the person who is being interviewed responds, “Thank  you.”

What happened to “you’re welcome”?

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The Raccoon Look

Have you noticed tan lines around the eyes of some men who appear without makeup on television? Our President is one. He must be wearing sunglasses when he’s in sunny climates (or on a tanning bed?)

The white circles especially distract me now that broadcasts are digitally clear, and some now are even high definition.

So men who appear in the public eye (no pun intended):

Don’t wear aviator sun glasses unless you’re an aviator. I have clip-on sun shades. Does this work for you?

Or, don’t go out in the sun. Remember —

“Only mad dogs and Englishmen go out in the midday sun.”

Apologies to post-colonial Brits.

Return Envelopes

Until recently, return envelopes in bills,* for instance, have been inserted in mailings with the flaps turned forward.

Not an especially big deal.

I take out a bill and want to replace it in the mailing that I received, but the flap gets in the way.

This should be the worse thing that ever happens to anyone!

Then all of a sudden, I received a few bills from the same businesses, and the return envelope has been inserted turned around in a sensible way.

What happened?

Is the Vast Eternal Plan changing?


  • bills in the mail – Why not? I often pay them electronically, but I like the offline paper copy. Among other things, the paper copies remind me to enter the electronic debits into the register of my checking account. If I were a rich man, perhaps I wouldn’t bother to balance my checkbook.
  • Actually, I am a “rich man.” My riches include children and grandchildren who live practically around the corner, good health (for my age, having reached the milestone of 64 years old as I write this), and on and on.

A Note to Terry Gross

Terry Gross hosts a daily radio program called Fresh Air, distributed for National Public Radio. She interviews guests for the better part of her hourly program.

After a break for news and announcements (at the half-hour mark) she says:

“If you just tuned in, my guest is . . .”

Does this mean that if you’ve already been listening her guest is someone else?
Perhaps this malapropism is her trademark, and she doesn’t want to change it?