Do you hear the beet?

From a comment by “superskeptic” to an article in the Washington Post:

Lettuce turnip the beet.

And let’s drink hot tea with beet sugar.

Face time with your TV

Spam that I received:

Take proper care of it so you’re happy with the program.
Online Cable television allows a person to watch channels
conveniently even when you are face to face.

Face time with your TV?

Both eyes working

The Paul Manafort verdict was in and was to be announced on August 21, 2018.

In watching TV reports, Trump campaign operatives were somber.

Everyone seemed to be working or chatting with one eye while keeping the other fixed on the television.

Luckily, they weren’t chatting with both eyes.

from: Corey R. Lewandowski and David N. Bossie. Trump’s Enemies: How the Deep State Is Undermining the Presidency. New York: Hachette Book Group, 2018, p. 239.

“Scottsdale reveals flag design finalists; public can weigh in”

“Several months after an open call for design ideas, 10 finalists are in the running to be the city’s official flag.” *

Really? Would you like to be a city’s official flag?

* The lead sentence in the Scottsdale Republic. Friday, Feb. 9, 2018. Section Z8, page 15.

See the previous post.