The Arizona desert and attitude

“Everything in this desert has an attitude.”

My nephew, J.

Plants have thorns. Thorns have irritants. Snakes bite. Coyotes fight and howl (at night). *

* The rhyming was accidental / unintentional.

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Eats, shoots & leaves

This is the cover of Eats, Shoots & Leaves, a book by Lynne Truss, about laughable punctuation blunders. A panda “eats first, shoots a gun, and then leaves the scene.”
Eats, shoots & leaves

See the next post.

See the earlier post.

A leader slug in the Scottsdale Republic *

“Drawing lessons
from the Holocaust”

If you’re looking to learn how to draw, will the Holocaust provide some lessons?

When we turn to page 8, we find that the article is about “A lesson in courage and morality from the Holocaust.”
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* Scottsdale Republic. Weekend Feb. 10, 2018. Section SR, Z8, page 1.

President Trump finds infrastructure sexy

Nesanel Segal | Monday, February 12, 2018

President Trump announced today that he finds infrastructure “very, very sexy.”

“This editor” has read about the construction of America’s railways and roadways. Although interesting, he never found the subject “sexy.”

However, he reflected and came to understand the President’s mindset.

President Trump finds that women’s infrastructure is indeed sexy. We have known this, at the very least, from how he updated the female infrastructure in his life.

To the President’s relief, though, no act of Congress was needed for these updates. Furthermore, the infrastructure fixes didn’t cost him 200 billion dollars.

Someone whose scandalous behavior warrants being fired today …

… but they expect him to come in for a last day tomorrow.

Why let the creep come in tomorrow?

For a going away party, of course!

“Scandal just happens. A party is a plan,” quoth Nesanel.

Based on a real event in the U.S. Capital
Wednesday, February 7, 2018
(except for my fantasy about throwing a party)